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 How to impress a woman | | By: Brad Kilmer | Published: 02/09/2000 | | |  |
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How to impress a woman
- Wine her,
- Dine her,
- Call her,
- Hug her,
- Hold her,
- Surprise her,
- Compliment her,
- Smile at her,
- Laugh with her,
- Cry with her,
- Cuddle with her,
- Shop with her,
- Give her jewelry,
- Buy her flowers,
- Hold her hand,
- Write love letters to her,
- Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.
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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
- Show up naked,
- Bring beer.
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FALSE
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zamasaky
(02.09.2001 5:06:13 PM EST)
As a joke,OK.But in reality,I have had many ladies give as much as receive.
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LMAO
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.07.2000 7:39:30 PM EST)
LMAO
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