"The more money they have in their more pockets — in their pockets, themore likely it is that somebody will find work."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks to theGOP Resort from the Greenbriar Resort," Feb. 9, 2003
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"Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big joke on me." — Robert Frost
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#168 One brow wrinkle is the result of 200,000 frowns.
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One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?A: The white one got away.
To celebrate their 25th anniversary, a couple decided to spend the weekend at the same hotel where they had gone on their honeymoon.
When the wife had stripped and lay spread-eagle on the bed, her husband started to cry.
Concerned, the wife asked her husband what was wrong. The husband replied, while looking at her crotch. "Twenty-five years ago I couldnt wait to eat that."
"Now I'm afraid its going to eat me!"
The husband says, "This time it's my turn to lock myself in the bathroon and cry,"IT'S TOO BIG! IT'S TOO BIG!"
There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!
LAME.
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started by
mizike
(10.17.2000 0:08:35 AM EST)
Sorry, but thats lame. LAME-O-RAMA.
I think I'm gonna puke...
OH WELL
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started by
donut38
(10.17.2000 0:07:58 AM EST)
NICE TRY
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