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"We've got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to declare defeat—I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of the things that we're trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great compassionate spirit." Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush Re: Small Businesses Location," March 18, 2002 The second edition of the Oxford Dictionary of Phrase, Saying and Quotation recently recognized Bush's er ... contributions to the English language. Under the heading "Bushisms," the dictionary includes such Bush classics as, "We are ready for any unforseen event which may or may not happen."
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"I am incapable of doing any real work on my own. You are my co-worker who will have to help me. Please advise."
— Steve Schultz, Talentless Loser
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so ugly you could tell the face only 'cuz it had ears.
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lets think
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started by
therealbigdog
(12.03.2000 5:12:39 PM EST)
Bill Clinton put a cigar into the machine and when it came out it was still his, wasn't it?
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Makes sense to me!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(12.03.2000 1:18:10 PM EST)
But does the candy bar take nine months to come out/
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for her sake...
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started by
oxbrain
(12.01.2000 1:49:37 PM EST)
I hope he put more than a quarter in. and for his sake I hope she returned it."They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you some more.
And just when you think they're done fucking you, that's when the real fucking starts"
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Rofl..
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started by
blahblahblah2
(12.01.2000 10:32:26 AM EST)
Cha Ching..Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks
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lol
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started by
daveminster
(12.01.2000 8:08:38 AM EST)
see title for details
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