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UNCLESLAM
(04.18.2001 1:49:11 AM EST)
girl puts up a stupid joke on the internet. This joke is so dumb but I still managed to read it. Can I fart on you?
You can go, there's no fun in abusing someone so scared.
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You can go, there's no fun in abusing someone so scared.
