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Pleasing a Woman

By: beckdaddyPublished: 02/25/2001
 
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A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a five-story hotel with a sign that read, "For Women Only." Since they are without boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have five floors. Go up floor by floor and once you find what you are looking for you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh, and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads, "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they kept going.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect, "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get excited and are about to go in when they realize that there is still one floor left.

Wondering what they are missing, they head up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

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    Hi Wants to go to a hotel

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    This joke is old its been posted three times already

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    started by SpongeMonkey
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    But being second is cool too!!!

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