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Always Ask First

By: number1waitressPublished: 03/31/2001
 
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A beautiful woman goes to a doctor for an exam.

Taken back by her beauty, the doctor fondles her face. He asked her "What am I doing?" She replies, "You're feeling my face for pimples" He agrees with her.

He then removed her blouse, and started to feel her breasts." The doctor asks, " What am I doing now?" And she says, "You're feeling my breasts for lumps or tumors."

Now unable to control himself, he gets on top of her and starts to hump away. He then asked her, "What am I doing now?" and she replies, "You're catching gonorrhea!! That's why I'm here..."

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    Holy Hell!!! (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.01.2001 11:15:41 AM EST)
    Who screens these jokes before they get posted??? Who ever it was must have a real short memory because this was posted already in the past.

    spanky (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (03.31.2001 8:05:57 PM EST)
    hey i wanna give a shout out to all of my peeps! word up!

    W^G's

    CLASS JOKE (0 replies)
    started by Nickbangssheep
    (03.31.2001 6:06:01 PM EST)
    HI

    Hmmmmm...... (0 replies)
    started by LivingDeadGirl
    (03.31.2001 10:58:56 AM EST)
    You people wake up WAY too early to be first.

    Heather

    you would think (0 replies)
    started by paparoach1
    (03.31.2001 10:01:09 AM EST)
    he would have checked her sheet first

    We're going to infest

    What am I doing now? (0 replies)
    started by kentster
    (03.31.2001 7:27:01 AM EST)
    I am reading an old joke!@#$%^&*(

    kentster

    For a horny doctor, (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (03.31.2001 0:14:38 AM EST)
    a diagnosis after the fact can be the best thing in the world.

    yea (0 replies)  
    started by jbale469
    (03.31.2001 0:04:49 AM EST)
    first bitches!!

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