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Too true
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started by
bigswifty
(05.13.2002 11:16:01 AM EST)
These are the important subjects that need to be taught in school today.
Hell
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started by
acidinterval
(05.13.2002 2:47:53 AM EST)
isn't marrage enought punishment?
I figure it's how you punish your self for all the things you did when you were young.
I sure am glad im not done being youung yet :)
Did you ever.....
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started by
harrymonkbubble
(05.11.2002 3:25:09 PM EST)
......see the devil in a dress? No? Allow me to introduce you to my mother in law.
So true HHB!
Marvin and Roger Suck Goats
I'm not Scared.....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(05.11.2002 7:20:21 AM EST)
.....of the Devil. Man, I've been married to his sister for 25 years.
Only differences are ....
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started by
marvin
(05.11.2002 2:18:02 AM EST)
1) You're alive.
2) The devils are female.
3) It's you that gets horny.
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Marvin and Roger Suck Goats
