A man walked into a pharmacy and wandered up and down the aisles. The salesgirl noticed him and asked if she could help. He said that he was looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directed him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposited a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She said, with a bit of confusion, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answered, "You see, it's like this, yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers. So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!
