A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for benefits. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter and the woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and thry were empty. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go home and come back again?" he asked.
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."
So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processed his Social Security application.
When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too."
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