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By: thegrandpatronPublished: 07/29/2001
 
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A man was on a date with a woman. They had returned to her place and were sitting on the sofa, making out. Nibbling her earlobe, the man whispered, "You know, I'd like a little pussy."

She said, "Oh, me too, mine's as big as a house."

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    Women never admit it, do they? (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.30.2001 12:53:50 PM EST)

    I'm sorry but I found this funny.

    It is a good example of when girls are sitting around talking about how they like a big Dick. Well maybe what they're referring to is that they have a big Pussy.

    That's just my opinion. I could be wrong.

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