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roger
(08.08.2001 10:15:46 AM EST)
This was funny.
Thanks and good afternoon to you Mr. Patron.. hahahaha j/k
Throwing a handfull of goofballs as he moves on to the next post.
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This also reminds me
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started by
thegrandpatron
(08.08.2001 9:21:33 AM EST)
This also reminds me of the Prim and Proper Lady who walked into the Bar with a Duck under her arm. She sat down at one end and ordered a Martini.
The Drunk at the other end of the Bar said, "That has got to be the ugliest Pig I have ever seen."
The Lady said, "Well excuse me sir. I"ll have you know that is a Duck, not a Pig!"
The Drunk said, "Well excuse me, I was talking to the Duck!"
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hahahaha!
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kweenbee
(08.08.2001 0:10:02 AM EST)
Good way to get it in. Way to go.
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