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 Rules Of The House | | By: thegrandpatron | Published: 08/13/2001 | | |  |
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A typical macho man got married and after the wedding,
laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at
what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great
dinner to be on
the table unless I tell you. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and
card-playing when
I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those
are
my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just
understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether
you're here or not." Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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