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Divorce Barbie

By: MissPKPublished: 08/02/2001
 
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A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?" he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have 'Barbie Goes to the Gym' for $19.95, 'Barbie Goes to the Ball' for $19.95, 'Barbie Goes Shopping' for $19.95, 'Barbie Goes to the Beach' for $19.95, 'Barbie Goes Nightclubbing' for $19.95, and 'Divorce Barbie' for $395.00." The guy asks, "Why is Divorce Barbie so much more expensive than all the others?"

"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture...

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    That's why Ken ......... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (08.06.2001 4:53:54 PM EST)

    That's why Ken doesn't have any Balls.

    hahahaha! (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (08.02.2001 11:18:54 PM EST)

    How much is that Barbie in the window? Sounds like Doris Day. Good joke, Miss PK

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    and no doubt ....... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (08.02.2001 4:12:46 AM EST)

    his package too ..... oh he doesnt have one does he ?


    Kiss My Ass !

    and no doubt ....... (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (08.02.2001 4:02:48 AM EST)

    his package too ..... oh he doesnt have one does he ?


    Kiss My Ass !

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