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A Bum's Request

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 01/27/2002
 
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A bum asked a man on the street for two dollars.

"Will you buy booze?" the man asks, to which the bum replies, "No."

"Will you gamble it away?" Once again the bum replies, "No."

"Will you make bets at the golf course?" Once again the bum replies "No, I don't play golf"

Then the man asks, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf?"

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    Where was he (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (01.27.2002 1:08:08 PM EST)

    When I needed him years ago? Now, she can't stand the sight of me. ^5

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    The only problem with this is... (4 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.27.2002 7:42:27 AM EST)


    ...this guy thinks he can change a woman's mind. Man is he in for a surprise.

    Just do it (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (01.27.2002 3:57:40 AM EST)

    she'll be so pleased to see another face, I'm sure.

    Kiss my Ass !

    Haha (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (01.27.2002 2:04:30 AM EST)

    Not bad a`tall, and I never heard it before, either. Nice job, Patron.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

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