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Matt's dad picked him up from school one afternoon. Knowing the roles for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part.
Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years."
Matt's dad replied, "That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."
Women have many faults. Men have only two.
Everything we say, and everything we do.
After twenty years.....
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sweetiepeach
(10.05.2001 1:06:30 AM EST)
...all the woman gets is burps and farts...LOL! I thought that's how ALL you guys communicated after being married that long...;)
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