"This is a—this is a—any strike's a tough—tough situation, but this one happens to come at a—or a lockout is a tough situation, or no work is a tough situation—is to come at bad time."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President Bush Following Meeting with Congressional Leaders to Discuss Terrorism Insurance," Oct. 1, 2002
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#227 'Tsialogy' is anything written about tea.
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so ugly when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes.
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Q: What do you call a Jamaican gynecologist? A: A Poke'mon.
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository -- it's up to you!"
...accuse me of being a Boy Scout. But I do like being prepared.
Yep
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marvin
(02.04.2002 2:51:51 AM EST)
that'll work ! NOT !!!!!!!!
hahahahahahaha
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kweenbee
(02.04.2002 0:50:23 AM EST)
Men are naturally smarter.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
ROFLMFAO!!
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tjshere
(02.04.2002 0:14:05 AM EST)
Open mouth, insert......er, foot. Absolute proof that the best defense is a great offense.
Hilarious, GP. Sorry about the Rams. :^(
Never fear.....TJ's here!
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Nice shot!
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