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Hung Like An Infant

By: robnoxiousPublished: 05/24/2002
 
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Mark decided to propose to Suzie but prior to her acceptance Suzie felt she had to confess to him about her childhood illness. She informed Mark that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity level of a 12 year old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much. Mark felt this was also the time for him to open up. Mark looked Suzie in the eyes and said, "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant.

I hope you will be able to deal with that once we are married." She said "Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size penis."

Suzie and Mark got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Mark whisked Suzie off to their hotel suite and they started holding one another, touching, etc....etc...... When Suzie put her hands in Mark's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room.

Mark ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You lied to me,you told me your penis was the size of an infant!" Mark said "Yes,it is....7 lbs 8 oz."

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    Excuse me....... (0 replies)
    started by mickofleeds
    (05.26.2002 6:38:40 PM EST)

    I sent this joke in ages ago...i think i even sent it to a couple of regulars on here because it wasn't appearing....if you want to put your name to my submissions feel free.....but at least have the decency to let people know that you are a thieving gypsy bastard !!!

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    Not at all.... (0 replies)
    started by shawndiaz
    (05.24.2002 9:08:44 AM EST)

    waht I was expecting. ^5 Rob.


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    Yeah..yeah...yeah!....Poo girl!

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