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 Premarital Conversation | | By: thegrandpatron | Published: 04/16/2002 | | |  |
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An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather
trustingly.
"Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say I would like
it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then, looking over his
glasses, he looked her in the eye casually asking, "Was that one word or two?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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Dosn't matter
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started by
acidinterval
(04.16.2002 11:14:25 AM EST)
Dude once you get married it's only going to be one word no matter what!
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Find Out
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started by
marvin
(04.16.2002 3:33:05 AM EST)
teeth in or out for blow jobs !
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