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    20th Anniversary

    By: thegrandpatronPublished: 04/21/2002
     
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    A woman awakes during the night to find her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room," Why are you down here at this time of night?"

    The husband looks up from his coffee," Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

    "Yes I do" she replies.

    The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

    "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

    The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"

    "I remember that too" she replied softly.

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten out today".

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    oh dear god....... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (04.22.2002 7:53:14 PM EST)

    i would have been still servng if she did not leave,woooohooo.i got a pardon.

    But you can trust ME Don't Trust Anyone

    This was not a joke (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.21.2002 9:35:50 AM EST)


    This was the story of my life.
    (Still severing Time in Texas)

    Damn you, Patron!!! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.21.2002 8:22:26 AM EST)

    I submitted this one, too. Are you intercepting my email?? LOL

    This one cracked me up. The surprise ending is a killer.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    I wonder what thier vows were like? (0 replies)
    started by shawndiaz
    (04.21.2002 7:38:06 AM EST)

    Do you promise to love her, honor her, cherish her, in sickness and in health?
    Who's sickness, mine or her's?

    He should have... (1 reply)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.21.2002 4:27:04 AM EST)

    just killed the girl.. eh would have served less time.. only in america!

    Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?

    It's a Life sentence (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.21.2002 2:14:46 AM EST)

    with no remission for good behaviour .... but maybe just maybe for BAD ;-)

    I'm sorry GP (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (04.21.2002 0:41:29 AM EST)


    I can't comment..

    I'm in tears here.


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