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Nearly Every Night

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 04/23/2002
 
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One of my golfing Buddies asked me, "Now that you've been married for 25 years, how often do you have sex?".

I said, "Well, nearly every night".

"NEARLY EVERY NIGHT?", he shouted with disbelief.

"Yes, we nearly had it Friday night, we nearly had it Saturday night, and we nearly had it Sunday night".

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    Woody..... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (04.24.2002 4:11:45 PM EST)

    Man this site is makin my day 5^

    The nearly... (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (04.24.2002 1:38:22 AM EST)

    had sex because Patron falls asleep before she even gets warmed up.

    Chinese dinner is like a date, It ain't over till you both get your cookies...

    As a matter of fact.. (0 replies)
    started by shawndiaz
    (04.23.2002 1:22:10 PM EST)

    It's true.

    FACT- Every time you have sex before you're married, put a penny in the jar. Every time you have sex after marriage, take a penny out of the jar. You will never empty the jar.

    You can get sex every night (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (04.23.2002 3:04:57 AM EST)

    by tuning in to the porn channel (where else did you think)

    Chances are..... (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (04.23.2002 2:42:33 AM EST)

    It wasn't as nearly as you think it was. LOL

    Excellent joke here, Patron. I'm surprised you didn't steal it from me. Hahahaha.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    and me? (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (04.23.2002 0:30:31 AM EST)


    Well I NEARLY fell out of my chair when I read this


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