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 Psychic Reading | | By: thegrandpatron | Published: 07/07/2002 | | |  |
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Jennifer visited a psychic of some local repute.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news, "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I be acquitted?" Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com? | | | | Related Links
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