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A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
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What's the matter with
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kweenbee
(08.11.2002 7:54:22 PM EST)
Getting up at 9:00 AM? I do it all the time. Hahahahahaahha. ^5 bud.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Yeah, right.
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started by
bigdadlong
(08.11.2002 11:17:04 AM EST)
Like I didn't see that punchline coming.
I'm agree with Marvin
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started by
tjshere
(08.11.2002 10:12:59 AM EST)
If this dork is so damn helpless he has to rely on the old lady to wake him up, he shouldn't even have a job in the first place.
Oh wait, this is just a joke. Hahahaha, good one, Patron.
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Next time
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started by
marvin
(08.11.2002 4:51:17 AM EST)
get an alarm clock.
as funny as this is
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started by
arealladiesman
(08.11.2002 1:27:47 AM EST)
this would probably best describe the kind of relationship i'd have with my wife if i were married
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