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Any Last Requests?

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 09/01/2002
 
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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.

He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"

She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."

The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"

She says, "Aye, That he did, Father..."

The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"

She says, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down that damn gun...'"

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    Dead man (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (09.02.2002 4:33:39 AM EST)

    She must of put the gun down acrost his head.. cus he still passed away

    Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

    My guess would be...... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.01.2002 8:53:14 AM EST)

    Poor old Mr. Clancy came up with the wrong answer to the dreaded question, "Does my ass look big in this dress?"

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    So... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.01.2002 7:01:15 AM EST)

    ...after she shot him, she put down the gun as he requested. Everyone should be Happy.

    Where's Father Thomas ? (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (09.01.2002 4:47:31 AM EST)

    What's the penance on this ?

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