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Getting Robbed

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 09/29/2002
 
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A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

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    Man.... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (09.29.2002 11:20:36 AM EST)

    I love being single. Having a ball and chain would really cramp my swinging lifestyle.

    Waaaaaaaa hahahahaha!

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

    Try not to ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.29.2002 9:10:14 AM EST)

    Fart and Belch. That's a dead give away.

    Come in noisily (0 replies)  
    started by marvin
    (09.29.2002 3:59:37 AM EST)

    and make it very clear you're in the mood for sex .... she'll be fast asleep, guaranteed !

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