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Mad Wife Disease

By: acidintervalPublished: 11/05/2002
 
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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.

"What was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.

"Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him on the head again, this time with an iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.

When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

She replied "Your horse called!"

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    Mrs. Ed... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (11.05.2002 5:39:43 PM EST)

    sounds like a case of penis in mouth disease, very contagious.

    a horse is a horse (0 replies)
    started by suicideking
    (11.05.2002 4:09:16 PM EST)

    of course, of course, but Mary Lou is a talking horse


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    Killers are silent

    REPEAT (0 replies)
    started by power
    (11.05.2002 1:27:34 PM EST)

    REPEAT

    I'm cursed (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.05.2002 8:40:42 AM EST)

    I tell ya

    His horse called? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.05.2002 5:31:28 AM EST)

    What was a horse doing playing poker?

    My schween is small but my tongue is mighty!
    TJ's Here

    My cow calls me all the time (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (11.05.2002 1:39:05 AM EST)


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