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Birthday Present

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 03/07/2003
 
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A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shop rather intimidated, but the girls took charge to help him.

"What color?" they asked. He settled for white.

"How much does it cost?" he asked. "Twenty dollars." "Very good," he thought.

All that remained was the size, but he hadn't the faintest idea."Now sir, are they the size a pair of melons? Coconuts? Grape fruits? Oranges?"

"No," he said, "nothing like that."

"Come on, sir, think. There must be something your wife's bust resembles.

"He thought long and hard and then looked up and said, "Have you ever seen a Bassett Hound's ears?"

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    Good Gawd......!!!! (1 reply)
    started by roger
    (04.11.2003 5:04:47 AM EST)


    This is scary...

    It's like twilight zone


    Just protecting my sheep
    How did I end up here??? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.11.2003 5:03:58 AM EST)


    I was in uncensored and hit submit and here I am.. hahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    How did I end up here??? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.11.2003 5:03:58 AM EST)


    I was in uncensored and hit submit and here I am.. hahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    How did I end up here??? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.11.2003 5:03:57 AM EST)


    I was in uncensored and hit submit and here I am.. hahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    How did I end up here??? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.11.2003 5:03:57 AM EST)


    I was in uncensored and hit submit and here I am.. hahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    How did I end up here??? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.11.2003 5:03:57 AM EST)


    I was in uncensored and hit submit and here I am.. hahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    How did I end up here??? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.11.2003 5:03:57 AM EST)


    I was in uncensored and hit submit and here I am.. hahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    How did I end up here??? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.11.2003 5:03:57 AM EST)


    I was in uncensored and hit submit and here I am.. hahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    How did I end up here??? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.11.2003 5:03:57 AM EST)


    I was in uncensored and hit submit and here I am.. hahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    How did I end up here??? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.11.2003 5:03:57 AM EST)


    I was in uncensored and hit submit and here I am.. hahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    How did I end up here??? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.11.2003 5:03:56 AM EST)


    I was in uncensored and hit submit and here I am.. hahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    How did I end up here??? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.11.2003 5:03:56 AM EST)


    I was in uncensored and hit submit and here I am.. hahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    How did I end up here??? (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.11.2003 5:03:53 AM EST)


    I was in uncensored and hit submit and here I am.. hahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    That's Terrible (0 replies)
    started by beo469
    (03.07.2003 12:26:57 PM EST)

    But I laughed out loud!

    "Bassett Hound's ears" (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.07.2003 6:30:21 AM EST)

    Good Gosh Almighty that's funny.
    .....and for some reason it's knew to me. LOL

    Hey TJ, did you give me 5 with every comment? 15?
    Waaaa Hahahahaaaa

    Aw shit! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.07.2003 2:29:10 AM EST)

    Don't ask.

    LOL

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    5 from me too (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.07.2003 2:28:05 AM EST)

    I was expecting the fried eggs punchline so you caught me off-guard. "A Bassett Hound's ears" Geez, what a visual! Waaaaaa hahahahaha!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    5 from me too (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.07.2003 2:26:01 AM EST)

    I was expecting the fried eggs punchline so you caught me off-guard. "A Bassett Hound's ears" Geez, what a visual! Waaaaaa hahahahaha!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Oh btw GP (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.07.2003 0:21:45 AM EST)


    That comment came with 5 goofballs attached so don't give me no grief.

    hehehe


    Just protecting my sheep
    2 eggs - fried (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.07.2003 0:20:44 AM EST)


    that's how I heard it anyway.

    Hey GP... they posted one of your jokes.. they must be hard up for fu*king content.

    waaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep

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