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Genie Wine

By: acidintervalPublished: 03/06/2003
 
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While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke.

"I am the all-powerful genie. I shall grant you one wish." The man thought about this, and decided that if there was one thing he couldn't get enough of, it was wine.

"I wish I could pee wine. That's my wish."

"Granted." And the genie disappeared. Later that day, the man's wife came home to find her husband naked, holding a glass.

"Why only one glass?" asked her wife.

"You're drinking out of the bottle tonight."

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    Like the elephant (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (03.06.2003 3:44:40 PM EST)


    that sat on the grape..

    It let out a little wine..


    Just protecting my sheep
    One wish .... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (03.06.2003 9:54:24 AM EST)

    and this dude wishes for "Wine"?
    He should drink out of the bottle himself....and probably does.

    Ugh! (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (03.06.2003 4:48:25 AM EST)

    I won't even axe what kind of cheese she had with that.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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