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No Need For Implants

By: acidintervalPublished: 02/22/2003
 
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A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."

The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"

"Just rub toilet paper between them."

Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."

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    something really bad.

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    started by tjshere
    (02.22.2003 10:58:26 AM EST)

    Telling this joke to a middle-aged woman is a great way for men to increase the size of their nuts. Although the swelling is usually only temporary.

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