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Fishing Chores

By: garibaldiPublished: 05/01/2003
 
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Four married guys went fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife I'll build her a new deck for the pool."

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I'll remodel the kitchen for her."

They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

"I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing, or Sex?" and she said, "Wear a sweater."

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    good one garibaldi (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (05.08.2003 5:29:35 PM EST)

    lmao


    Just protecting my sheep
    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.01.2003 4:59:11 PM EST)

    see hes the smart one.....

    I heard it as ... (1 reply)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.01.2003 7:34:39 AM EST)


    a Golf joke.
    "Golf Course or Intercourse?"

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