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 Wrong Approach | | By: marvin | Published: 09/04/2003 | | |  |
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Joe and Ted are sitting at the bar discussing life's problems when Ted says, "You know, I don't know what else to do my wife yelling at me. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
Joe looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. After a night on the town, I screech into the driveway, slam the front door shut, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's butt and say, 'How about a blow job?' ...and she's always sound asleep."
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