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Husband Mall

By: acidintervalPublished: 09/16/2003
 
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A new Husband Mall opened where a woman could go to choose from among many men for her husband. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.

The only rule was once you opened the door to any floor, you mustchoose a man from that floor, and if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place. So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find a man as a prospective husband.

First floor, the door had a sign saying: "These men have jobs and love kids."

The women read the sign and say "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up". So up they go.

Second floor says: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,and are extremely good looking."

Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?

Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."

Wow! say the women. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!"

And up they go.

Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."

"Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!" say the women. So up to the fifth floor they go.

The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women are never satisfied."

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    the rest of the joke goes like this (0 replies)
    started by donutncoffee
    (09.01.2007 2:38:51 AM EST)

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

    The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

    The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

    The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.16.2003 9:17:22 PM EST)

    at the slam on tj....hahahahahahaha
    oh yeah good joke too

    damn (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (09.16.2003 8:36:43 PM EST)

    they devoted an entire floor to tell us that?


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    LMAO @ GP!! (2 replies)
    started by ladybug
    (09.16.2003 5:45:32 PM EST)

    That certainly gets the funiest comment of the day!
    Just for that, I was nice to GP in my limerick today!

    I just love to bug you!

    Hey TJ ....... (1 reply)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.16.2003 8:36:27 AM EST)


    they did find you on the top floor.
    Didn't it say "women are never satisfied"?

    Waaa Hahahahahaha

    I'll be darned (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (09.16.2003 2:11:16 AM EST)


    I thought sure they'd find ME on the top floor.

    Hahahaha, good `un, Acid. Too true.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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