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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —Bush, reassuring us that the wartime president of the most powerful nation on earth does not think too much Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Roundtable Interview of the President by White House Press Pool," June 4, 2003 "I've got very good relations with President Mubarak and Crown Prince Abdullah and the King of Jordan, Gulf Coast countries." —Bush, confusing the Gulf Coast with the Persian Gulf Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Interview With Print Journalists," June 2, 2003
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"Guitar-groups have no future."
—EMI-manager for Beatles 1962
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#188 Antarctica is the driest, coldest, windiest, and highest continent on earth.
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You were born out of your mother's arse 'cause her Twat was too busy.
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Q: How can you tell a macho women?
A: She rolls her own tampons.
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 His Side Of The Story | | By: ladybug | Published: 09/22/2003 | | |  |
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck, get away from me."
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Hey LadyBug
(1 reply)
started by
roger
(09.22.2003 8:41:27 PM EST)
I've never heard this one and I doubt GP has either, he just always says that.
This was hilarious btw...
Have I tolt ya lately?
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