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Ironic Adultery

By: damselPublished: 09/26/2003
 
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A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face." James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!" "Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice. "Oh really, I can't," he replied. "She loves it." The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.

That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping. The wife woke up and sleepily felt his face and said "Oh, Michael, you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon."

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    why that (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (09.28.2003 8:41:57 PM EST)

    cheatn whore....lol

    BIG JOHN 2

    Sex without love ..... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (09.26.2003 8:41:25 AM EST)


    is a meaningless experience,
    but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good.

    It was a new joke for me too,
    but it reminded me of the Ronald and Nancy/Bill and Hillary "Bubba is that you?" joke.

    The naked truth (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (09.26.2003 4:29:21 AM EST)


    Hahahaha, we have a winner here. ^5, Damsel, new and funny.

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