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Will She Ever Understand?

By: thegrandpatronPublished: 01/01/2004
 
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He was in an odd mood Sunday night. We planned to meet in a bar for a drink.

I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls, so I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it. I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but could tell there was something wrong. The conversation was quite slow going, so I thought we should go off to some place intimate to talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was still acting a bit funny.

I was getting really worried. What did I do? What was bothering him? Was he mad at me? I tried to cheer him up. Was it me or something else? I asked him if he was upset with me, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure. In the car on the way home I said that I loved him deeply, and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what that meant because he didn't say it back or anything. We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk, but he just switched on the TV.

Reluctantly, I said I was going to bed. Then after about 10 minutes he joined me, and, to my surprise, we made love. But he still seemed really distracted, so afterward I just wanted to comfort him, but instead I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else.

His Side of the Story:

Played badly today--shot 87--can't putt. Felt kinda tired. Got laid though.

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    lol (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
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    at least he got laid....lol

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    started by tjshere
    (01.01.2004 9:32:25 AM EST)


    Ain't it the truth? Imagine how bad it might have been if his favorite football team lost.

    Thank you, Missy!

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