"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
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"We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." — Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/21/88
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#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put, "Hooked on Phonics."
One Liners
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact with a woman? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Posting the punch line on something YOU submitted..
That's is out and out cheating.
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