A mild manner husband was tired of being bossed by his wife so he went to see a psychiatrist. The doctor said he needed to build his self-esteem, so he gave him a book on assertiveness which the man read on the way home on the bus. He finished the book by the time he reached the house.
The husband stormed into the house and walked right up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of the house and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight. When I am finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. When I am finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife looked him square in the eye and replied, "The funeral director."
