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Snapple Facts
#26 The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She went on a light diet... is so fat, as soon as it's light, she starts eating!
One Liners
Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says,
"Where the hell have you been?"
"I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my penis."
"What the hell were you thinking?
Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?"
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow...
Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money...
And number three, instead of you going out shopping, now you
can stay home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"
First posted submissions always get 5 goofballs from me..
Keep 'em coming Obx
Hey, hey!
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tjshere
(07.02.2003 0:17:25 AM EST)
Hell of a good joke, obx. One of the all-time greats without a doubt.
Congratulations and thanks for your first posted submission. That earns you 5 goofballs. Keep `em coming, partner.
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