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The Why's Of Men (From a Woman's Point of View)

By: misspkPublished: 06/30/2003
 
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1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)

(You're laughing arent you???)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know...... it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And my personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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    2 Short of a Top 10 (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (06.30.2004 0:41:55 AM EST)

    Laughed till I had tears in my eyes!
    Great list!

    An end with horror is better than horror without end.

    How come .... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.30.2003 4:52:44 PM EST)

    it was a woman that first split the atom?

    Some guy kept telling her it was 6 inches!

    Ooops! LOL

    Kiss My Ass ;-)

    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by corjones
    (06.30.2003 11:53:54 AM EST)

    At No.5, thats a duzzy! hahahahaha

    in regards to the toilet seat (0 replies)
    started by roger
    (06.30.2003 10:50:21 AM EST)


    I just never put it up... if she don't mind sitting down in my piss (you know how our aim is, you bring it up enough).. then that's just fine with me.


    Actually, to be honest...

    When I get done I put the lid down, when Gloria gets done she puts it back up. We've been doing that for several years now.

    and why do (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.30.2003 9:50:33 AM EST)


    Blondes with Big Ta Tas get away with so much malarkey?
    Because they can. LOL

    These are kinda true. Except, I not only put the toilet seat down, I put the lid down too. That way the woman has to do something in there.

    Hmmmm (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.30.2003 9:30:05 AM EST)

    #4 seems to make a very good case for farting in bed. Ot at the very least, offers me a great excuse. Hahahahaha.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I'll have you know (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (06.30.2003 1:32:31 AM EST)


    My wife's vibrator does a very good job on our lawn

    hahahahaha

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