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In My NEXT Life

By: misspkPublished: 06/25/2003
 
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In my next life.... I want to be a bear. If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup... Gonna be a bear...

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    LMAO (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (06.25.2003 1:38:27 PM EST)

    Miss PK bare.

    WOW!

    Polar, Brown or Grizzly ? (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (06.25.2003 11:13:58 AM EST)
    I wouldn't mind eating loads of fresh salmon myself.

    Nice idea PK, I do like the idea of you bare errrrrrr no I'll leave it at that ;-)

    Kiss My Ass ;-)
    OH WAIT! (0 replies)
    started by misspk
    (06.25.2003 9:08:05 AM EST)
    I thought that was BARE, my bad :-)

    Trust me, I couldn't live without my razor ;-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    No way, PK (3 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (06.25.2003 0:42:01 AM EST)
    Bears don't have Tetons and I know you couldn't live without them. Neither could I.

    Yours, I mean.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Miss PK (2 replies)  
    started by roger
    (06.25.2003 0:33:25 AM EST)

    excess body fat and hairy legs???

    on you???

    Never

    Now come here for a minute will you? I want to give you these 5 goofballs and some redneck loving.

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