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Tampons And Cigarettes

By: acidintervalPublished: 04/11/2003
 
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers...'cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So...I figure if I have to roll my own... so does she."

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    That would be like (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.11.2003 9:13:12 AM EST)

    buying groceries and cooking.
    Instead of just heating something up, like we do at our house.

    LOL

    ^5 Marvin (4 replies)
    started by roger
    (04.11.2003 4:46:03 AM EST)


    You've revealed another one...

    Boy did you take the wind outta GP's sails...

    hahahahaha


    Just protecting my sheep
    hahahahahahaa (0 replies)  
    started by kweenbee
    (04.11.2003 0:26:14 AM EST)

    Wish I'd a thought of that. hahahaha


    Love the country, live to pee outside

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