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Roger's Confession

By: ladybugPublished: 11/13/2003
 
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Roger goes to confession and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women."

The priest says, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."

"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"

"No," replies the priest. "But it'll wipe that shit eatin grin off your face."

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    Perfection! (0 replies)
    started by crazyfingers
    (11.14.2003 6:43:39 PM EST)
    Great joke, superb delivery! ^5 (and a hug) to ya, neighbor!

    p.s. I've got scurvy. I haven't had a lemon in a loooong time, LMAO!

    If the banner is not flashing, you're a loser.

    Had 2 one night... (0 replies)
    started by michaelcarl
    (11.13.2003 7:07:43 PM EST)
    Still in search of that shit eatin grin!

    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

    hell yeah (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.13.2003 3:50:22 PM EST)
    I hadnt heard this one and damn its good.....^5

    Bravo! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.13.2003 7:59:56 AM EST)

    LMAO! Outstanding joke, LB! 5 big ones from me too.

    I wish I had to drink lemon juice. :^(

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    waaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.13.2003 0:14:58 AM EST)

    But I'm proud of that shit eating grin LadyBug.

    This was hilarious LB...

    Hugs to you and 5 freaking goofballs too.

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