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Our Years Together

By: michaelcarlPublished: 11/09/2003
 
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A middle-aged woman convinced her husband to attend a couples retreat. At the first session, the facilitator said, "The fact is, no matter how long we've been married, there are many things we don't know about each other. For example, how many of you husbands can name your wife's favorite flower?"

The husband smiled knowingly, put his hand on his wife's knee, and said, "It's Pillsbury All-Purpose, right?"

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.09.2003 8:21:58 PM EST)

    spoken like someone who has had to stop for grocery's all the time...lmfao

    Hahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.09.2003 10:58:33 AM EST)


    Now let's hope hubby's favorite eye color is black.

    Funny as hell, MC. ^5!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    No... no no no no (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.09.2003 0:39:48 AM EST)


    It's Martha White, self-rising you idiot

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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