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Magic Lamp

By: acidintervalPublished: 10/11/2003
 
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A fellow finds a bottle and when he opens it a genie pops out and grants him three wishes. But whatever you wish for your ex-wife gets double.

I would like a million dollars, he says. Poof, he has a million dollars but his ex gets two! I would like a big house, he says. Poof, he gets a big house and his ex-wife gets two. Third wish the genie says? Pick up that stick beside you and beat me half to death!

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    Sure they'd fit TJ (0 replies)
    started by thecritic
    (10.11.2003 2:38:50 AM EST)


    They'd fit like a glove...

    I would have wished on my third wish for an ugly ex-wife...

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    I think..... (1 reply)  
    started by tjshere
    (10.11.2003 0:35:29 AM EST)


    I woulda wished for an 8 inch schween.

    Would she have gotten 2 of them or just one 16 incher?

    Either way her panties sure wouldn't fit anymore.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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