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Prescription for Poison

By: obxbeachbumPublished: 01/23/2005
 
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A woman walks into the pharmacy and tells the pharmacist she wants to buy some arsenic. He asks, "What do you want with arsenic?" She said "I want to kill my husband because he cheats on me by having sex with another woman."

The pharmacist says, "I can't sell you arsenic so you can kill your husband lady, even if he is having sex with another woman."

She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist says, "Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription."

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    It do (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (01.23.2005 10:31:33 AM EST)


    make a difference.

    Put it in (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.23.2005 10:11:36 AM EST)


    The KY and get `em both.

    Hehehehe, good `un, obx.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    lmfao (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (01.23.2005 8:42:02 AM EST)

    now thats good

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