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An 86 year old man, in extremely good health was planning to wed a 24 year old girl and felt that it would still be a good idea to see a doctor first for a checkup.
After the exam, the doctor said that even though he was healthy, sex could still be very dangerous. The man replied, "Oh well, if she dies, she dies!"
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Indeed a good one, BJ. ^5!
hahahahah
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bigjohn2
(01.04.2004 9:56:23 AM EST)
good one bj...lmfao
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