One Saturday morning a Fisherman gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long-johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes.
Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
Minutes later, he returns to the house, goes inside and turns the TV to the Weather Channel and finds it's going to be bad weather all day long.
He puts his boat back in the garage, quietly undresses and slips back into bed and cuddles up to his wife's back. Now with a different anticipation, he whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is outfishing in that?"
