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 Lost Wives | | By: tjshere | Published: 11/19/2004 | | |  |
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Two guys are in a supermarket when their carts collide. Bob says, "I'm sorry, I was looking for my wife."
"What a coincidence, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate," says Joe.
"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?" asks Bob.
Joe replies, "She's tall, with long hair, long legs, firm breasts and a magnificent backside.
What does your wife look like?"
"Never mind," says Bob, "let's look for yours!"
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waaaaahaaaa!!!
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started by
jimbobiglotto
(11.19.2004 9:41:59 AM EST)
ah, that one was good... that'll keep me smilin' today.
well, that and the vodka I slipped in my morning OJ...I'd say more, but you'd use it against me when I run for office!
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