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Rertired And Looking To The Future

By: bd2sonPublished: 11/21/2004
 
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Now that they are retired, my mother and father are discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom.

After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so activefor her age.

Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?"

He replied, "Probably the same thing."

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    hahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.21.2004 8:03:48 PM EST)

    well you cant blame him...

    I didn't know ........ (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (11.21.2004 2:16:11 PM EST)


    that was an option.
    Damn I better quite smoking.

    and.... (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.21.2004 9:08:10 AM EST)


    then Dad died first..

    LMAO

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