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A Little Fatherly Chat

By: bd2sonPublished: 03/01/2005
 
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A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man.

The father invites the fiancee to his study for a chat. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Bible college student." he replies.

"A Bible college student. Hmmm," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiance. The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that God will provide.

Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God."

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    So Glad My Kids Are (0 replies)
    started by obxbeachbum
    (03.02.2005 10:18:28 PM EST)

    Boys.

    yes (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (03.01.2005 8:03:15 PM EST)

    this is a good one never heard it before...

    Hahahahahaha! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (03.01.2005 10:05:40 AM EST)


    Is this a joke or a day in the life of bd2son?

    Top-notch, pal! LMAO here!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Having Two Grown (0 replies)
    started by j9nh
    (03.01.2005 8:42:22 AM EST)

    children of my own ... I definitely relate to this story. Another funny one BD! LOL!

    LMFAO (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (03.01.2005 0:37:57 AM EST)


    This is the pure unadulterated truth..

    ^5

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