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Sixty Three and Knocked Up

By: donutncoffeePublished: 10/10/2004
 
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A woman went to the doctor's office. Where she was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.

An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the younger doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!"

The new younger doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said,

"Does she still have the hiccups?"

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    LOL (0 replies)
    started by nhnative
    (02.19.2005 11:36:32 AM EST)

    That is pretty scary!!!!!

    yeah (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.10.2004 9:17:57 AM EST)

    that should take care of that......lmfao

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